BIG Jon Stewart Fan Here

And a couple of weeks ago, he was ranting about how fox "news" has doctors on staff.  They come on various shows but don't actually do anything that would be considered medicine or science, but they try to give credence to the station's talking points.

One doctor was talking about what Stewart called "important medical issues" which were in three-foot-high letters standing next to him.  Things like "hemorrhoids."

One was "man boobs."

The doc started "whether you call them 'man boobs' or 'moobs'..."

This was stupid enough all by itself, but then Jon started to come up with his own synonyms:

• broasts
• chest nuts
• mannaries
• boybies

Personally, I always counterpointed "mammaries" with "daddaries,"

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